Costner: Andre Agassi

One cannot abide a man with no hair and such sass. He reads to me as if he is a grumpy man, unfulfilled but trying to convince others of his completeness. Suffering at the hands of his father, a horrific taskmaster that forced him to hit thousands of balls fired at him by a machine they called "the dragon," he could only know he was experiencing just a level of agony on a myriad scale. Has he ever tried to stay warm on a cold winter's night outside Pierre, South Dakota? Has he ever had to pull the shaft of an arrow shaft out through his calf? These are the problems that populate days on the plains. Family? Hah!