A Night Out

I’ve been resisting lately the temptation to walk across the street after Mandarin classes on Wednesday night to have several Tsingtao to celebrate the conclusion of another work week. I’m slowly growing tired of the expat culture that thrives at such places, and the fact that the amount of cigarette smoke in bars here—when combined with general air quality in the city—causes one to wake up the next morning feeling as if they spent an hour the night before funneling the fumes of a sixteen-wheeler’s exhaust pipe. It was a long week, however, and I did not have much to do the next morning, so off to the watering hole I went to meet a colleague.

I arrived before my friend, and grabbed a seat at the bar. Same old, same old—the pair of Iranian guys running the foosball table, the English girls playing pool, the Dutch at the magnetic dartboard, laughing and talking in pidgin Chinese to the fuwuyuan walking around taking drink orders. After just a couple of minutes the smoke started getting to me, and the guy to my left puffing on unfilitereds coming out of a box that looked like a Chinese rip-off of Pall Malls was wafting smoke in my face. He was there by himself, and, for the moment, so was I. He would do this thing that many people do en route to beginning a conversation with you. He would glance at my face, then look where I’m looking (television, liquor bottles, etc.), then take a sip of his drink. Glance at face, shared my view, take a drink. After a couple of minutes he reached across with his glass and quietly said: gambei—“cheers,” in Chinese (literally, “dry glass,” or “empty glass”).

We started talking, and unfortunately his English was about as good as my Chinese. Combined with the ambient noise of Desmond Dekker and other reggae hitmasters blaring over the soundsystem, conversation was essentially impossible. So there we sat, clinking glasses occasionally, until my friend showed up, at which point I introduced the two. They started chatting in Chinese, at it was no time before we learned that this young man sitting to me left was studying at the neighboring elite university.

His area of interest was the origin of the Chinese language, and he knew an incredible amount about every single Chinese poet that came to my friend’s mind. I was riveted, and immediately started pounding on my friend to interpret my questions. After one or two, my friend laughingly demanded that I start trying to phrase the questions myself, which was disastrously good practice. It was one of those moments where I was mentally kicking myself in the head that I hadn’t been more diligent with Mandarin studying. Had I not had someone here who really knew his way around both the English and Chinese language, this entire world that was sitting on the barstool next to me would have been completely cut off from me forever--what a horrific tragedy such a loss would have been!

Trying to explain the idea of “metaphor” was a helluva task. My friend asked me how I would explain the term in English, and I didn’t really have an immediate answer for him—clearly the couple of degrees in literature was worth something. After a moment, I said, “it’s the process of gaining a better understanding of something by relating it to something that it’s not,” which as I said it made me realize just how bizarre the idea of metaphor really is. How is it that we are able to gain a better understanding of a thing by talking about what is not that thing? Why can’t we just talk about the thing? Why is it that it sometimes is easier to come to an understanding of a thing or a concept if you talk about things that are not that thing or concept?

I started thinking then about what the Chinese word for metaphor might be, or if there was even a word for the concept. Chinese is so inherently metaphorical already that such a word might be rendered moot. Metaphor is so built into the Chinese language that the exceptional status that the device enjoys in English stylistics may not carry over to a pictographic language like Chinese. For example, the term for the word, “everybody”—dajia—consists of two characters: da, meaning “big,” and jia, meaning “family,” or “home.” Put them together and you don’t get “big family,” but “everybody,” or "everyone"—as well as the idea that everyone is a big family in a big home, this planet. Or take the word for student: xuesheng. Again, you have two characters that, when combined together, mean something different than when the two are split apart. If you combine xue—“study,” “learn”—with sheng—“raw,” “fresh,” “new,” “inexperienced”—you get xuesheng, a “student” (or “students”—there is no distinction between singular and plural in Chinese diction). Unlike in English, where words are completely arbitrary combinations of letters that are systematized and understood to mean certain things when combined in certain ways, the structure of Chinese involves characters that are somewhat less arbitrary--occasionally, they actually directly depict the thing or concept they are intended to represent.

I wanted to ask him, too, if in the course of his work he has felt any political pressure to discover results that say certain things, or to spin results in such a way that certain things are emphasized and certain things are left out. I knew that, in recent times, the government has been putting pressure on literary scholars to demonstrate that the Chinese writing system developed earlier than Western scripts. The "youth" of the Chinese language drives the government up a wall (pun intended) because the tendency here is, given the current political situation, if something critical to the culture has no historically ascendant value in the global scheme, it is registered as a personal statement of the inferiority of Chinese culture and therefore must be discarded—destroyed, forgotten, wiped out from history. Hieroglyphics apparently first emerged around the year 3,200 BCE; our new friend cited that Chinese characters emerged around 3,000 BCE, which (not coincidentally, I’m sure) could allow you to argue that the languages are essentially as old as one another. (Chinese, however, is by far the longest continuously-used language system in existence, with a current lifespan of around 5,000 years and counting.) It has been my experience that students involved in the humanities over here are a bit more prone to venting skepticism and dissent when pressed (whereas many of the math- and hard science-heavy students that I teach will shut me out if I push them with sensitive political questions) and I wanted to see what this brilliant young Chinese had to say on the subject.

But there I was, awash in thoughts about metaphor and language with no language to convey these thoughts to the smoking scholar drinking Red Bull sitting to my left. My friend and he continued their conversation about the Chinese agricultural calendar (which consists of 14-day half-moon "weeks" and which is also still in use here in China) while I drifted away from the conversation with thoughts of my own. I turned to the bar and to my right was another Chinese guy drinking by himself, and the game started up again: glance at face, share view, take a drink. After a minute, he reached over with a glass of what I think was straight vodka and offered a gambei.

I was excited that his English was essentially fluent, and we began by exchanging that we were both employed by the two competing universities up the street, which meant of course that at least a bit of drink-buying was in order. He explained to me how, although he was currently employed by the university, he and the start-up he was involved with were getting ready to make a pitch to an Ivy League university in America to sell to them something akin to a specialized social networking platform that they had designed. Their competitors in the sale were Lenovo and Microsoft. The other brilliant young Chinese to my right, let’s call him Bai, did not have any kind words for Microsoft, nor for Bill Gates, who he respected as a hero but who is a man who has “forgotten his humble roots” when it comes to business practices.

Bai stopped talking for a moment and scoffed quietly into his drink as he looked over my shoulder at the conversation my colleague was having behind me. When I asked what the problem was, Bai responded that he “absolutely #@&%ing hates this guy,” and he repeated the phrase about five times in the next two minutes. My friend from the university I work at was chatting with the young owner of the bar we were standing in, as well as the bar directly below us, which is notorious (some would say infamous) as one of the most popular nightspots in the district. “If you’re white, the guys at the door are nice and friendly and you get in for free. They want white guys with money in there with all the Chinese girls.” He was getting really worked up now, sipping vodka furiously. “If you’re Chinese, you pay between 100 and 200 kuai to get in, depending who is at the door, and maybe sometimes you don’t get in at all. I hate that %&#@ing guy.” The owner was from the southern, Cantonese-speaking province of Guangdong, Bai said, and this was meant as an indictment that the guy did not have proper “culture.” He asked me how much I think the bartenders and wait staff make, and, after looking into the sunken, gray eyes of the fuwuyuan walking behind me, I said: “Not much.” He told me: 1,400 kuai a month, which translates into about $215—maybe 80 cents an hour, all told.

Our discussion about the bar owner’s business practices led to a discussion about one of the richest men in China, who swam to Bai’s home—Hong Kong Island—from mainland China over the course of an entire night with his brother several decades ago. Now a building contractor, the man has become one of the richest people on the planet, and he remains a real hero to Bai—he remembers where he came from, his original outsider status, and he acts accordingly. He always hustles and works hard for what he receives. He is notoriously kind and understanding with those that work for him at even the lowest levels. This man, it seemed, “has culture.”

Bai then told me about many of the professors from both of our schools who live comfortable lives by exploiting government funding. According to Bai, professors are given a certain annual stipend for each graduate and doctoral student for which they are acting as an advisor. The stipend is intended for the student, ultimately—for research, for defraying living costs when your job is not necessarily immediately revenue-generating, etc. If professors receive, say 2,000 kuai annually for a master’s student advisorship and 5,000 kuai annually for that of a doctoral student, Bai approximated that 10% of those stipends eventually make it to masters and doctoral candidates like himself. It is not uncommon that, between embezzlement and consultancy, professors at either one of our schools will make a million kuai a year, when their actual salary is around 30,000 or 40,000 kuai annually at the absolute most. I was wondering where all of the Audis and Porsche Cayennes that I see driving around campus were coming from. Now I have a better idea.

It was our discussion of great men, I think, that took us in the direction of speaking about Bai’s grandfather. He had passed away some years ago, but he lived into his 80s, despite several encounters with death during the Cult----l Rev---tion in the 1960s and 1970s. His grandfather was, before the establishment of “New China” in 1949, an intellectual at a university. Following Communist liberation in the ‘60s and ‘70s, workers throughout the country were forced daily (among other things) to sit down with one another after work to speak exclusively about politics. They were one-sided conversations, speaking about the rise of the proliteriat and the grandeur of the Chairman and New China, and the talk was meant to both reinforce ideology and to brainwash, but it was also designed to bring to the fore anyone with dissenting views. In passing one day, Bai’s grandfather mentioned that it in general is not good to have leaders who you cannot question. The statement probably took less than 10 seconds to make. The next day, he was snatched out of his life and shipped off to a work camp, where he stayed for the better part of the next decade of his life, being “reeducated.” He was given one small meal every two days; later on in life, Bai’s grandfather had to have 80% of his stomach removed because it had atrophied so horrendously from those years. To the end of his life, Bai’s grandfather was an incredibly gentle man—soft-spoken, soft movements, quick to laugh. “What couldn’t this man now laugh at?” Bai said at one point. He had been to the brink of death, had stayed there on the cliffside for several years. Our view of life would appear to takes on a new, perhaps more ridiculous aspect when you live that way for so long.

Bai was absolutely fascinated with Jewish culture. Our conversation about resiliency and strength in the face of adversity took us towards a discussion of the culture that Bai believed, with good evidence, to truly be “the chosen people.” They could handle tough times, and they seemed to be universally “clever.” This is the word that always comes up when you hear Chinese speak about Jews: “clever.” It is word used with tremendous respect for a people that Bai associates with the intellectual and physical ingenuity of his grandfather’s generation. There are several things that many young Chinese seem absolutely fascinated with, and one of them is definitely Judaism. Two other big ones are 1) the exact process of voting and how votes are counted in America, and 2) homosexuality and non-normative sexuality in general. Jews, voting, and homosexuality—big topics of conversation over here.

We both exchanged cards and declared that we would meet up again at some point in the future to continue the conversation. I turned around and there the literary scholar was, quietly sipping another Red Bull, foot frantically tapping the barstool below him. I asked for his contact information and told him as best I could in Chinese that I would really like to talk more with him once my Chinese gets a bit more competent. He smiled at my efforts to make myself understood, and he said he would be more than happy to talk shop at some point in the future. After finishing another beer and watching a couple of heated foosball games, it became apparent that no conversations I could have from here on out would beat those two. I grabbed my coat, put my hat on, and headed out the door with my friend from work to unlock our bikes and head home.

Election Day in Beijing

Crushed into a corner on the second floor of a Wudaokou café at noon on Election Day, I saw something incredible. I saw a small room full of no less than 500 young citizens of the world in Beijing, China leap from their seats in unison to the sound of crashing coffee cups in a unanimous salute to the 44^th President of the United States of America. They were mostly Americans, of course, but there were also in attendance many Canadians, Germans, French, Italians, with students, faculty, and expatriates from other countries besides. Many of them had been coming to this café for months to watch each presidential and vice-presidential debate via satellite, getting to know one another over caffeinated beverages and discussion stemming from articles displayed on laptop screens. The historic moment was made more surreal and disorienting for us Americans by the fact that we were celebrating together in Beijing, thousands of miles away from the land that this man, Barack Obama, now will oversee as our Commander and Chief. Cold buckets of Tsingtao were passed around the room, and everyone in the place was treated to a free celebratory beer as we watched the concession and victory speeches. People that didn’t know one another previously were hugging one another, while others sat on chairs, stood on couches, or crouched in corners wearing expressions of stunned disbelief. A man named “Obama” is the president of our country?

I participated in this electoral cycle primarily through an organization run out of the Bridge Café called Democrats for Obama in China. The woman who organized the viewings of all of the debates and the election party was also responsible for registering hundreds of voters and assisting many more in obtaining absentee ballots. To see her and her team working as hard as they were here in China to make sure that everyone who could vote did vote in this upcoming election … it demonstrated and enthusiasm and excitement about the process that was absolutely infectious to me and many others. It got me more excited to stay up-to-date on platforms and current news in America in the midst of my classes and Mandarin lessons, and it caused me to reevaluate the urgency with which I approached voting in this year’s election. I can only hope that I am able to take some degree of this zeal and spread it around to the electoral cycles to come later in my life.

This election has proved to me how poorly versed I am in American politics. It has excited me, many of my colleagues, and essentially every young person I know in Beijing to follow each and every debate, report, and sound byte as closely as we could from our respective apartments scattered across campus and the city. I thought that I had a decent knowledge of civics and government from my courses in middle and high school, but when my Chinese students and not I were able to pick up on the fact that I incorrectly cited a quote in class as coming from Thomas Jefferson’s Declaration of Independence, when in fact it came from Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address, it becomes clear that I need to reinvest some time and energy in getting better up to speed on the finer points of my native country’s oratory and history in general.

I do have a fair amount of apprehension about the Obama presidency. I think that his presence in office has many people—ridiculously and illegitimately, of course—terrified that either the Antichrist has arrived or that we are now being led to our doom by a minion of Al Qaeda, and to think and to hear how strongly that these misinformed people feel about an Obama presidency makes me fear for the President-Elect’s well-being. I think that the subtle, clever “Potomac two-step” that Obama has been offering the American electorate—involving his running on the promise of a virtuous, color-blind, “post-racial” America that can only be realized in 2008 by the election of an African American—represents an avoidance or sidestep around an issues-based race for the Presidency that Obama advocated otherwise. It flips the issue brilliantly to making a demand on the character of the electorate to display that they are in fact “post-racial” and virtuous because they voted for Barack Obama. I think there were most definitely many folks who advocated the advancement of racial equality in America who for one reason or another voted for John McCain.

I think, also, that President-Elect Obama is a panderer whose eloquence is often employed in appeasing supporters of both sides of a contentious issue. Appeasement (see: Neville Chamberlain) is rarely a viable solution when it comes to dealing with forces in this world that can be, at times, fundamentally good or bad, right or wrong. We will of course see in the coming months and years some proof or disproof of his mettle, and I hope for the best.

And (if I could wax poetic for a second) I think this is what President-Elect Obama offers me and many others: hope. Hope is the vague term of all vagaries, but I think, too, that it can be an incredible source of real strength for humanity, as I hope it will be now for Americans. America is not “post-racial” now—there are still black folks and white folks there—and it may never become so, but I hope that Obama’s election to the office of President will help civilization advance towards that elusive goal of allowing us to evaluate one another not as “white people” or “black people” or “yellow people,” but “people.”

I think this country is heading in the right direction right now by having a new face with new power connections and with new ideas in the White House. His economic policy is wide-sweeping and will help to get more people involved at more levels of the American economy, rather than relying on things “trickling down” from the richest of the rich to the poorest of the poor. I am absolutely in favor of his idea of making some kind of volunteer service mandatory for young Americans, and I think that there is no better time than war time to consider thinking about instituting some kind of New Deal-type economic stimulus plan. I think Obama’s willingness to experiment with and ability to wield “soft power” ideology, when combined with his personal background, will allow him unprecedented access in terms of negotiating with reasonable leaders throughout the world who were previously averse to sitting down and speaking with America about solutions to problems that did not involve SAM sites and muzzle bursts. For those of my friends involved with the military, it seems to me that you will have plenty of job security for the foreseeable future, with things now picking up rather than tapering off with a resurgent and aggressive Russia, al-Shabab in Somalia and Al Qaeda in northern Pakistan and Afghanistan, to name just a few.

The future seems like a bright one, and it has been a pleasure to share in marveling at that brightness with my students in class this week. In my speaking classes, I compared and contrasted Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have A Dream” speech with Obama’s victory speech, trying to identify similarities in terms of structure, pacing, rhetorical devices, and influences. Almost everyone had heard the “I Have A Dream” speech before. Several freshmen already had whole chunks of Obama’s victory speech memorized. Smiling, they recited these passages in unison with America’s new president as they listened to him speak in class.

Correction

As a friend pointed out, a was too quick to accuse China's present governing body for the destruction of some of their history. Earlier in the blog, I stated that it was the Communists who, during Liberation in the 40's, tore down the Old Summer Palace, or Yuanmingyuan. The palace was in fact pillaged by French and British troops in the Second Opium War, which occurred between 1856 and 1860. It was foreign governments seeking to open up new markets and new ports in China, and China's resistance to such exploitation, that provoked the disgraceful response of the destruction of Yuanmingyuan.

There are tons and tons of French studying abroad here in Beijing, and there are many studying here at Tsinghua. I've have not yet had the pleasure of meeting any of them, but a friend of mine who hangs out with a bunch of French students almost got in a fight with one of them when, after the about the fourth or fifth time a Frenchman mistook my friend's liberal sensibilities as representing a character that would commiserate in discussions of the American military as an imperial army or a terrorist organization, my friend finally lost his mind. The student needed only to look across the street to observe the results of his own country's historical excesses. We all have some dirt and some blood on our hands--even those hands that are always pointing fingers.

Yellow Flower Wall

From Let's Go China:

Built by General Cai Kai, Huanghuacheng took so long to construct that the unfortunate general was deemed inefficient and beheaded. As testament to his tenacity, his headless body stood vigilant without toppling for three days and three nights before the locals had him interred. When the Mongols attacked, Cai Kai's efforts paid off--Huanghuacheng was the only fortress that successfully warded off the enemy. Abashed, the government reburied Cai Kai with honor near the wall.

This past Thursday, a friend backpacking through Asia and I made our way by bus out of the city and out into Hebei province in an attempt to find a remote stretch of the Great Wall to hike. After battling with minibus drivers for a half hour about prices for the 90-km trip there and back, we finally decided on taking a long distance bus from Dongzhimen out towards Hairou, where we would have to either transfer or find a cab to take us on to Huanghuacheng--the "Yellow Lotus Wall."

We stayed on the bus until the very end of the line, which was in fact at a well-known access point to the wall known as Mutianyu. I tried to make myself clear when we stepped on the bus two hours before that we did not want to go to Mutianyu, but instead wanted to go to Huanghuacheng. As many Chinese do when they are trying to be helpful, they hijack your plans or intentions and instead set you on your way going somewhere or doing something that seems to fit into their conception of what you're looking for but misses the point in some fundamental way. My friend and I got off the bus at Mutianyu and, after using the facilities, came back outside and took out a map. The bus driver walked over and pointed uphill, smiling and repeating: "Great Wall! Great Wall! Go!" When I asked where Huanghuacheng was, he looked confused--"The Great Wall is right here," he seemed to be implying. "Why would you want to go somewhere else when it's right here?" Conversing in pidgin Chinese with this extremely friendly, helpful, chain-smoking bus driver was made much more difficult by the swarm of souvenir and food hawkers screaming around me: "Cup of water! Cup of water!" "Wall shirt! Wall shirt! Wall shirt!" "Cup of water!" "Wall shirt!"

I walked down to the parking lot with the driver and he again asked me if I really wanted to go to Huanghuacheng, and I replied in the affirmative. We got back on the bus, and a very friendly girl who spoke English clarified that the driver was going to take us somewhere to get a taxi. We backtracked about a half-hour from Mutianyu until we arrived back in Hairou, where we jumped off the bus and into a cab out to Huanghuacheng.

White paint surrounded the base of the trees lining either side of the winding road leading up through the valley. The paint had a concrete purpose--it was intended to keep termites out of the trees--but as we whizzed by them at frightening speeds one got the impression of that a white picket fence seemed to be lining the road up into the mountains. We passed by miles of barren cornfields, swerving around mules pulling cartloads of dried stalks back towards farms to be either composted or stored for feed. The autumn colors were out in Hebei, and all around us mountains shot up from the valley floor at drastic angles that made their terraced sides appear miraculous.

We were dropped off next to a reservoir near a small parking lot, with perhaps 2 or 3 people milling around selling oranges and bottles of water. A group of three Chinese were getting ready to hit the trail; two had backpacks on, and the third--a young man dressed in a newly-pressed suit--was walking around gingerly, trying not to get too much grit mixed into the black polish on his loafers. I was initially confused, until I remembered what I had heard about the significance of visiting the Great Wall for Chinese. Visiting the Great Wall is akin to a pilgrimage to Mecca for many Chinese--it is something that must be done before you die, and for many you cannot truly be a complete Chinese until you have visited the Wall. We crossed the reservoir and made our way up the hillside together, where you needed to climb up a ladder to access the first turret.

If it wasn't clear why such prestige is conferred on a visit to the Great Wall when we saw it in the distance on the drive up the valley, it all came into focus suddenly upon looking out the windows of the very first turret we climbed into. In the distance to the north, in what was formerly hostile, Mongol territory, rows of jagged stone teeth penetrating the sky above the treeline below formed a drastic contrast with a cobalt-colored background. The oranges, yellows, and reds of the trees still left with leaves all around us looked like specks of color dripped onto a tannish-brown and rocky canvas. To the south, the valley we had passed through on the ride up was abuzz with afternoon activity--mules pulling carts with rows of traffic backed up behind them, crowds of people standing at bus stops, waiting to head back to Hairou for the evening. Many chimneys were starting to billow smoke as wood-fired ovens began to cook dinners in the distance below us. Soon after he had several pictures taken of himself standing atop the wall, the young man in the shiny shoes climbed back down the ladder and strode down the path to the valley below. His pilgrimage was complete.

For about a kilometer we walked along a restored portion of the wall. Despite the even footing and lack of slippage, making our way both up and down 45-degree slopes had us absolutely exhausted after about 20 minutes of continual walking. As we came over the mountaintop, we saw off in the distance the Stone Dragon winding its way up the spine of a mountain twice the size of the one we'd just summited, disappearing into the sky at the topmost point. It was getting late now, and we jumped down off of the wall and onto some footpaths to cut some time off of our trek over to the unrestored part of Huanghuacheng.

Bricks that may have been several hundred or even a thousand years old grew loose as we clambered up the side of the crumbling wall further out. Whereas the stretch closer to the parking lot was smooth and firm with walls forming railings on either side of the walltop, we were now walking on top of a portion that was covered in displaced bricks and rubble. As we made out way further up the mountainside, the drop off of either side went from perhaps 10 or 15 feet up to 50 or 100 feet. At one point during the descent, my left foot did in fact slide a bit off over the side, sending some rocks down into the valley below. A close call.

(Sorry for the sniffling in the video clip above--I didn't realize the camera mic was that sensitive!)

Through turret after turret we continued to ascend as the afternoon darkened. At the highest turret we reached, as my friend was playing with the aperture or the focus on his new camera, I looked out onto the mountains to the north of us and the valley to the south and tried to fully gather the nature of where we were and what we were doing. I had seen pictures of this place since grade school. It was one of the first images that came to my mind and the one that comes to most people's mind if they know anything about China. It was a Wonder of the Ancient (as well as modern) World, and it was literally thousands of years old. I saw people conclude pilgrimages to this place earlier that day. The history combined with the altitude left me dizzy.

We hurried back down the rubble as daylight faded, stopping to eat some oranges, drink some tea, and once to sample some persimmons left by a farmer or another hiker or someone otherwise considerate of those visiting this place. By the time we arrived back at the refurbished portion of the wall where we had a bit more room for error in terms of where our footsteps landed, the sun had set. We climbed back down the ladder and guided ourselves down the hillside using the incredibly-handy flashlight located on the top of my Nokia cellphone (the cheapest yet by far the best cellphone I've ever owned), and when we got to the bottom I asked an old man who apparently rented fishing boats on the shores of the reservoir where we might be able to find some good food and a place to stay for the night. The few sentences of conversation came fairly easy--I guess the Mandarin lessons are paying off. He got on his cellphone and called "Jenny," so he said, who's husband, Mr. Liu, met us with a flashlight at the trailhead.

We walked back along the road to the motel run by Mr. Liu and his family. Smoke wafted from his mouth, at times because he had just taken a drag from a cigarette, and at others simply because the air had now grown so cold up in the hills that we could all see out breath in front of us. He walked us into one room--simple, cheap wood floors, a television in the corner, exposed pipes, with a naked woman printed on a tile on the bathroom wall. His wife came in after a moment and scolded him, it seemed like, for not offering us a better type of room.

We were taken down the row and into another room with an elevated platform bed emanating an incredible amount of heat. I had heard of these heated beds before, and the prospect of settling into one at some point in the next hour or so had me smiling with anticipation. We dropped our bags and headed to the dining room, where Mr. Liu showed me that there was essentially no food to be had, at which point he handed me a menu and told me to order whatever we wanted. He brought over to us as appetizers a plate filled with small, wet, green apples. Apparently the purpose of the water still sitting stagnantly in the plate was to indicate that the apples had in fact previously been washed.

Mr. Liu sat down with us down at table, poured my friend and I a cup of tea, and became insulted after we initially refused a pair of cigarettes he offered us. The green tea (lu cha) tasted particularly good when mixed with a chew on the apple. The several minutes it took Mr. Liu to throw together some vegetable friend rice and sweet and sour chicken allowed us some time to chat for a bit about how indescribably impressive the Wall was. What was even more impressive was how we had managed to find ourselves here, the only inhabitants of a mountainside motel in a small town in Hebei province. It was a far cry from the dormitory that we had woken up in earlier that morning in Beijing, or the houses in the suburbs that we came from before that. It was nice getting out of the city--the air tasted better, and incredibly the people seemed even nicer than they were in Beijing.

The platform bed was so hot that I thought about tossing off the comforter. Aside from a thin mat placed over the platform itself, we slept on what felt like a table. That next morning, my back had never felt better.

Show and Tell

The first project that was undertaken in the speaking classes that I’ve been teaching was, I thought, quite a simple one, and many students came up with extremely creative takes on the idea of a “Show and Tell.” I pitched the exercise as an extension of the introductory process that had been going on throughout the first several weeks of the semester, and told them that they should try to pick an object that would help them to explain to the class something about themselves that most people, including their friends, may not have known otherwise. Some truly used their objects to bring into discussion something personal and interesting, and some students presented on material that had them in tears by the conclusion of their brief, 5-minute talk. Others brought in no object at all but conducted a discussion as if there was something there beside them. Other students used the time to wax wise or poetic or recent current events. Some of the presentations that got away from my initial intentions for the project proved to be the most thought-provoking or response-generating—particularly those that delved into hot political or social issues. All in all, over the past several weeks I’ve heard somewhere around 100 Show and Tells that have run the whole gamut from good to bad, appropriate to inappropriate, interesting to unbelievably boring. The reason that this post in only being put up now was because the project set me up with an absolute truckload of grading to do, and I’m only now digging out from under the pile.

Here are brief synopses of a few of my favorite ones.

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On the day when I first explained the assignment, I wasn’t expecting that anyone would be chomping at the bit to get up in front of the class to offer everyone an example of a Show and Tell, but a new student in one of my advanced classes raised his hand when I asked for any volunteers. He got up from his desk in the front of the class and loped up to the lectern, where he took out of his pocket a largish red pin with the an infamous profile pressed on it in gold. “As you all must know,” he began, “this pin contains the likeness of Chairman Mao.” I tightened up and clenched my teeth slightly—I had thus far avoided any sensitive political discussion in class, and I was not prepared for this. “Many Chinese have a very complicated relationship with the legacy of Chairman Mao, I know. He made many bad decisions,” he continued, and I forced myself to straighten up in my chair and hide the tension that I felt building in the classroom.

“I believe, however” the freshman continued, “that there are many good things that a young Chinese man like myself can learn from the life of Chairman Mao. He was an idealist, as many young people are, but he also had the resolve to try to turn those ideas into reality. Some of them were successful and many of them were not, but regardless Mao is the one who is largely responsible for the success China enjoys today. For his willingness to not be just a man of poetry and ideas but also a man of action, I respect Chairman Mao and his legacy.”

I didn’t really know what to say. I would soon learn that this student had studied abroad for a semester at Cornell on an elite scholarship awarded to incoming Tsinghua freshman, but I didn’t know that then. I saw that some of his ideas were misinformed and quite dangerous, but his level of circumspection and eloquence was striking. At the conclusion of his speech, the students offered the biggest round of applause I’ve heard in class this semester.

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One of the first presentations given in front of one of my non-English major, upper-classmen classes involved a engineer standing up, walking to the front of the classroom, composing himself, then tearing from a scabbard on his hip a “scimitar” (as he described it) that he proceeded to wave around as he danced as if engaged in a swordfight. He then took a massive imaginary gulp from the embroidered wine sack hanging over his shoulder, and recommenced the swordfight, this time staggering around a bit. After maybe 30 seconds to a minute, he stopped, and began his oral presentation, which dealt with his trip over the National Day holiday break to Inner Mongolia, where he bought the scimitar and wine sack and where he met the Mongolians that he was here trying to impersonate for the class. As he explained, however, the smallish scimitars were used primarily for slaughtering animals and for other utilitarian purposes. According to the student, all Mongolian men carried one, all the time. I suppose that the fights break out when the scimitars and combined with the wine sacks, as per his demonstration.

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A freshman English major who had previously not said a word in class came to the front of the class and spent the first minute or two of a five-minute presentation profusely thanking everyone in advance for their attention and thanking Mr. Meenan for organizing this especially interesting project for the class. (Earlier in the semester, when I had asked each freshman to present me with a “business card” that contained a photo as well as some personal information, where his name should have been he instead wrote: “If you don’t know me then you’re an Ignorant Newbie.” I was initially infuriated, but then realized a minute later that something had to be amiss. When I confronted him about it after class his face turned purple, and he said: “I was wondering when you would ask me… Someone played a joke on me, it was a mistake to listen to them. I’m so embarrassed.” All was of course immediately forgotten, and I instantly felt like a total jerk for jumping to the conclusions that I jumped to initially.) His presentation was about becoming the martial arts champion for his age group in his home province, and be had brought in to show to the class a kind of feather-covered mace that he was an expert in using. The mace looked like is had barbs sticking out of it, and the chain alone had to have weighed several pounds. He couldn’t demonstrate anything in the confined space of the classroom, but the rest of the class assured me that he was incredible. (He had given a demonstration at military training in late August that clearly made an impression.) As he played a little bit with the spiked ball and chain while speaking, I made a promise to myself that I would not respond with any attitude if in the future this student decides to intentionally call me any names.

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Another student in the same class began his speech by displaying an MP3 player for al of us. Several other students had also presented previously on PDAs, or MP3 players, or tape players, or CDs, or tapes, or DVDs. I kept trying as hard as I could to make it clear that this was not what I wanted—that I wanted something personal, unique, something that the class wouldn’t expect. He began by speaking about the different features that the player has, and about how much better it made his last birthday party because he was able to bring so much music along. He then took a different tack and began talking about the connection that the player has helped to forge between him and his father, who worked so much that he rarely had time to spend even on meals with his family. The MP3 player was a surprise present, and on the day that the student had received it his mother told him that his father had driven 700 kilometers and spent several weeks’ pay on the gadget. It was one of the first times he remembered, the student said, when he felt a kind of intimacy with and warmth from his Dad. The son realized that the father must in fact have been loving him all along.

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For the “Show” part of his presentation, one student showed a series of clips from different American sitcoms, including Gossip Girl, Friends, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It was through American television, he explained, that he first began to gain experience with spoken English. He continued on to explain that his first experience with American TV shows dated back to his first episode of “The Growth of Pain.” For a moment, I was envisioning some kind of spinoff from Buffy the Vampire Slayer that had gone straight to DVD that was only available in China, but when he started talking about Mike, Ben, and Carol Seaver, I realized that he was in fact talking about “Growing Pains”—a favorite of mine as well.

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Another student from one of my upper-level speaking classes brought in a photograph of her and her brother to pass around to the class. He was one year older than her, she explained, but in many ways that gap seemed much larger. He was “her leader, her protector, her defender.” His leadership and love inspired her to work as best she could to make something significant out of her life, and she cited him as being the main reason why she was now attending such a prestigious university. When her brother went off to university—a very good but less prestigious school—things took a turn for the worse, however. With tears in her eyes, my student explained that, by the second semester of his freshman year, her brother had to withdraw from university because of video game addiction. (Freshman here, during the fall semester, are actually not allowed to have personal computers, due mostly to addiction fears. Several clinics for treating video game addiction have opened up around China. Some estimates believe that as many as several tens of millions of Chinese might be addicted to video games.) Her brother is still out of university, but she still finds in him the inspiration that she always has.

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A female student came up to the front of the room with a fountain pen in her hand. I braced myself for what could be a snore, but I had learned from previous presentations that many students did have a knack for generating interesting discussion out of the most mundane objects. As students passed around the pen, several exclamations of disbelief and admiration were heard. The student in front of the class went on to explain how she had received the pen during her internship at one of the most prestigious international law firms on the planet. The summer was brutal—tons of work, very little of it enjoyable. She began to see how, at this high-octane firm, even second- and third-year Chinese lawyers were handling grunt work that was no longer in the purview of white lawyers with the same amount of experience. One day, late in the summer, towards the end of the internship, she walked into a partner’s office and asked about the disparity. When the explanation she was given was not satisfactory, she told the partner that she was not interested in a job with the firm after the conclusion of her internship. She of course was not offered a job, but now is excited to pursue a career in law that—instead of assisting in mergers and acquisitions, real estate, and trade—“actually helps people.”